Why every man should have exploratory surgery
Do you wish your boyfriend would tell you you're beautiful more often? Or that he'd look at you with the same sort of admiration with which you look at him? Well, now there's a fast and easy way to get the compliments you crave...Exploratory surgery! Because nothing spices up a relationship quite like the memory-erasing power of anesthesia.
Jimmy Kimmel, you stay away from this one. SCRAM.