Why We Love America: Student Gets C+, Sues Lehigh University for $1.3 Million

Why We Love America: Student Gets C+, Sues Lehigh University for $1.3 Million

VicesFebruary 19, 2013

The Morning Call reports that Lehigh University student Megan Thode and her lawyer Richard J. Orloski sued the university for $1.3 million claiming that a C+ she recieved would prevent her from graduating and thus lose out on $1.3 million in future career earnings as a state-certified counselor. In rebuttal, the school said Thode exhibited unprofessional behavior that included swearing in class and, on one occasion, having an outburst in which she began crying. Thankfully, after four days of testimony, Judge Emil Giordano ruled against Thode. The end result? Lehigh University had to pay tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees. Teachers have become increasingly scared to give students the grade they deserve. Megan Thode continues to waste precious oxygen. And attorney Richard Orloski makes sure that no lawyer joke ever goes to far.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

A: Your Honor.


Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You should take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

A: They both look good hanging from a tree.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.