Why you should always eat before you trip balls
Reddit user Mason Peressini threw a party one night, and woke up to find that his beloved doorknob had been abducted some time during the night. He was heartbroken, until one night, when this showed up on his doorstep. It seems as if one of his guests bit off a little more than he could chew...or could chew at all. Moral of the story? Always eat before you trip balls.