Witness the fast decline of the teenaged white girl

Witness the fast decline of the teenaged white girl

VicesOctober 15, 2013

Ah, the common White Girl, a curious species with access to movie production facilities and riches unknown, a once-majestic creature whose disorienting song has been credited with making humanity laugh-cry for generations. Let's take a closer look at this curious brand of person and what makes them capable of such supreme annoyance. They'll have you shouting NO! NO! NO! NO! in no time.

Exhibit A: Hot Problems Girls

Exhibit B: This girl

Exhibit C: Chinese Food Girl

Where are your parents?