Woman bites boyfriend's penis because he refused to have sex. Classy.

Woman bites boyfriend's penis because he refused to have sex. Classy.

VicesMay 17, 2013

In yet another reason why we will never visit Florida, a teenager has been arrested for biting her boyfriend's penis after he refused to have sex with her. Krystle Harrison, 19, went in for the kill after her boyfriend rejected her advances, grabbing him and biting his genitals. Have we mentioned enough that she bit his penis? Because if not, we can gladly explain why this is not the answer to getting what you want ladies. 

According to Manatee County Sheriff's Office report: 

The couple were in bed in their Bradenton home late last night when Miss Harrison 'wanted to have sex.' She began to touch Mr Wilkinson, 24, but he told her 'several times that he did not want to partake,'  a deputy noted. Mr Wilkinson told the police that after rejecting his girlfriend she grabbed him and bit his penis. Afterwards, he pushed her away and left their home. His girlfriend followed him outside and allegedly slapped him in the face and spat at him. He also 'received minor scratches to his upper chest' during the altercation with Miss Harrison, who he has dated for three years.

Love will make you do the darndest things. By looking at her picture, are we not sure Miss Harrison wasn't hungry for a snack?

The penis-biter faces charges of domestic battery. No bond has been set.