Women! Take off your bras, they are hurting your boobs
Turns out, hippie chicks were on to something when they let their breasts hang free. According to sports scientist and professor Jean-Denis Rouillon of the Centre Hospitalier Universitaire in France, bras are bullshit; free boobing is the way to go. Roullion painstakingly took on the treacherous task of spending 15 years measuring changes in women’s breasts using a ruler and calipers. Following his observation of 130 women, Rouillon concluded that bras are a detriment to the female anatomy and "a false necessity." He explains that medically, physiologically, and anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra. Furthermore, they don't assist in helping with back pain and going bra-less can even help with breathing.
We aren't scientists and something tells us neither is Jean-Denis Rouillon, but we give credit to the Frenchman for doing this in the name of science. And for that we say thank you.