You will never see a stronger argument against marriage than this touching proposal video
Give us 27 minutes and we'll give you the strongest argument you've ever seen against matrimony. Unless you're the romantic type. In that case, this video is going to make your look like the ultimate flaccid penis of proposals.
Exhibit A: Justin Baldoni's cinematic emotional music video proposal to his girlfriend, Emily. Who the fuck is Justin Baldoni? Don't look at us. Look at this instead:
If you have a job or a life or something, here's some highlights via Gawker: