There’s nothing that says “My celebrity is rapidly fading, oh, dear please help, oh, oh, oh” like planning a TV baby shower that you demand be “bigger than the royal wedding.” But that didn’t stop Lil’Kim, who demanded that her baby party trump an event that two billion people watched. Because although millions of babies are born every day, there’s no doubt that hers is most special.

There’s nothing that says “My celebrity is rapidly fading, oh, dear please help, oh, oh, oh” like planning a TV baby shower that you demand be “bigger than the royal wedding.” But that didn’t stop Lil’Kim, who demanded that her baby party trump an event that two billion people watched. Because although millions of babies are born every day, there’s no doubt that hers is most special.

While she's at it, maybe she would also like to demand a baby shower that's more magnificent than the moon landing or the dawn of mathematics. Especially since it’s entering the world via a vagina which Lil’ Kim describes as tasting “like pineapple ciroc vodka.” Mmm! And what do we have to look forward at the momentous event? A dress with a train that goes around the block, a flock of doves that gets released when she walks, and a 'royal twist', which will be formally announced by two trumpeters wearing crowns.

The demand was made on WEtv’s show CELEBrations in case you want to see whether it lived up to the hype. Birth control, you guys.