Respect your elders, you little shit!

The next time you're out in the real world and find yourself with one less bar or no service completely, remember not too long ago humans didn't have ubiquitous pocket communicators like they do now. Shit was real back then, and this e-mail tutorial from 1984 proves theirs was a struggle unlike any other.

"And why did you buy a computer?" asks the show's host.

"I was very interested in the new technology, and didn't want to be left behind," replies the errant woman. "I don't think it's only for the youngsters at school now."

Both her and the people who went in to buy the computer with her were path-burners. Respect your elders. Respect the game!