We're offended that this app took so long to be created … 

The new national sport is being offended, but sometimes it's really hard to figure out what to get mad about next. Is it the gorilla? But what if I love gorillas more than people? Should I be mad about the color of a dress? But how? And Starbucks cups have to be racist or something, but I'd like to get super mad about it without really knowing why. 

Thankfully, you'll soon be able to be offended almost instantly with the new "Get Offended" app. And you don't even need to know what the hell is going on in society — you can still be mad!

While this might be a joke, we're still not sure it won't be real very, very soon …