A man affiliated with PETA  was cited outside of the Denver Food & Wine Festival after he played “crying chicken noises” from a truck that PETA is calling “Hell on Wheels.”

Absurd headlines aside, what quantifies “crying chicken noises?” Does the rooster’s crow quantify as an agonizing cry, or is PETA familiar with certain audible chicken tones that we ourselves have never experienced before?

Anyway, the guy got cited and had to leave the event. Perhaps even more importantly, we have a rotisserie and 11 herbs and spices calling our name right about now.