It's Friday. It's almost the end of the workday. Do you want to read some lengthy investigative piece about the current state of international politics, or do you want to look at dogs? You want to look at dogs. And when we were looking at dogs, we realized something about them; they have a lot of unusual talents that us humans give them no love for. So, in honor of what we're declaring National Dog Talent Day (that's today, mark your calendars), here's a pack of canines who can do a lot more than look cute on your computer screen as you count the seconds to 5 p.m.

It's Friday. It's almost the end of the workday. Do you want to read some lengthy investigative piece about the current state of international politics, or do you want to look at dogs? You want to look at dogs. And when we were looking at dogs, we realized something about them; they have a lot of unusual talents that us humans give them no love for. So, in honor of what we're declaring National Dog Talent Day (that's today, mark your calendars), here's a pack of canines who can do a lot more than look cute on your computer screen as you count the seconds to 5 p.m.

1. Bipedalism

2. Making Tom Hanks look more trivial than he already is

3. Practical joking better than a Jackass member

4. Dental hygiene and maintenance

5. DJ-ing

6. Loving bacon more than you 

7. Not using their legs like they were intended to

8. High-diving

9. Trampoline-conquering

10. Doing their own eyebrows

11. Making you question how cool you are

12. Star Wars fetishism

13. Taking on two guys at once

14. Flying…just…flying

15. Drag racing, duh

16. Imitating your ex-girlfriend

17. Teaching your baby all the things you should be teaching it 

18. Scootin' around like it's 2002

19. T-W-E-R-K-I-N-G

20. Picking out the recliner that'll look best in your sex dungeon

21. Being the athlete you always wish you were

23. Imitating the guy in 127 Hours

24. Polishing the fine silver

25. Getting lower than low in the imaginary club

26. Frolicking/ face-melting 

27. Playing hide and seek

28. Cleaning your house 

29. Causing you to miss your daily bath so you can do something more important like clean up the poop it left you