Colorado’s First Cannabis Lounge Closes to Become Psilocybin Mushroom Lounge as We Continue to Eat Entire Eighths of Dried Fruits in the Aquarium.

The owners of the country’s first cannabis lounge have opted to change the space to a psilocybin mushroom lounge, becoming an event center where adults will be allowed to legally consume psilocybin. It’s funny, we’d refer to the 7/11 by our house, the ski area, and the roof of our singlewide as psilocybin mushroom lounges too, most people just don’t know about it.

According to news reports, the lounge, formerly The Coffee Joint, will now be AlmaDose, a place where adults can indulge in microdoses of mushrooms ranging from .1 grams to .5 grams. It’s a cool idea, with the owners explaining that participants won’t be able to consume more than a gram. We like the idea of a communal trippy space, but we’ll be honest: unless we’re lying on the floor metaphorically fighting God or making horrified eye contact with ourselves as our grotesque, drug-addled mind stares back into our very souls via the bathroom mirror, we may have to pass. In this foul year of our Lord, two-thousand and twenty six, we’re more of a macrodose kind of crowd.