If your penis looks like a toothpick, we'd ordinarily never congratulate you, but as it turns out, most men around the world have penises that look like toothpicks. Or gummy worms. Or toothbrushes

If your penis looks like a toothpick, we'd ordinarily never congratulate you, but as it turns out, most men around the world have penises that look like toothpicks. Or gummy worms. Or toothbrushes.

That's because  a recent international study has found the average penis size worldwide is a really depressing (or amazing, depending on who you are) 3.6 inches soft and 4.6 inches when erect. That's like a baby's arm! .. When it's a zygote!

Lookie here:

Other things that are 4.6 inches long:

1. Some mice

2. Maple leaves

3. Those mini banana things that they sell at the store for some bizarre reason knowing that no one will buy them because they're bitter and horrible but they want to appear to have a varied selection of tropical fruits so they just throw them in there all last minute like

4. Salt and pepper shakers of a certain length

5. An adult hummingbird (a great excuse when someone complains about your dick size … "Baby, my dick is like a hummingbird, you just don't know how to handle it.")

6. Twelve Cheerios stacked on top of each other

7. The distance between the bottom of your chin and the place right between your eyebrows, sometimes referred to as the third eye

8. A Sharpie, but shave like an inch off

9. The distance between my trembling hand in yours as we lock eyes before we lock braces in the movie theater where "Honey" starring Jessica Alba is playing in 2003

10. Other people's dicks

Thankfully, most women's G-Spots are only about 2-3 inches inside their vaginas and most men's prostates are between 1-2 inches up their rectums. And of course most people's gag reflexes are about 4 inches inside their mouths, so if you look at the world's paltry average penis size that way, it's a perfect fit.