Bacon sits atop our list of things that complete us. If only we could incorporate bacon into our sex life, we'd have it all. But in the meantime, we'll find solace in our fat-packed, grease-induced diet through the wise words of 105-year-old Pearl Cantrell. The mother of seven Texas woman says that the secret to her vibrancy and longevity is none other than bacon.
"I love bacon, I eat it everyday," Cantrell told NBC affiliate KRBC. "I don't feel as old as I am, that's all I can say," Cantrell added.
We might just be in love although walker sex isn't as comfortable as one might think. It turns out Cantrell has multiple admirers. Upon realizing there's a walking and breathing human being who claims bacon helped her live longer, Oscar Mayer immediately sent over the iconic weinermobile with a special package of bacon for the 105-year-old. They also let the bacon lover sit shotgun as they drove around town. And we all know how hot a 105-year-old driving in the weinermobile can be.
Cantrell is an icon for bacon-lovers everywhere. The sprightly young lady recently had her 105th birthday party that was a three-day affair with over 200 guests who watched as Cantrell danced the night away. We're assuming she was in bed by 4pm.
But Pearl Cantrell, you will forever have a place in our hearts. That is until the bacon fat slowly clogs our arteries and sends us into cardiac arrest.
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