We stumbled across this Reddit thread where people have been chronicling some of the highest things ever said by human vocal chords and surprise, they're fucking hilarious.

As 4/20 dawns on us, and the brownie starts kicking in, we're beginning to psycho-babble and mutilate the English language. Thus, we've taken to the internet to see if anyone else is as high as we are.

And it turns out, by god, they are. We stumbled across this Reddit thread where people have been chronicling some of the highest things ever said by human vocal chords and surprise, they're fucking hilarious.

Here a few of our favorite quotes for your reading pleasures.

1. "I wanted a soft taco supreme but called it a soft taco ultimate."

2. "I asked the McDonald's lady for a McCrayfish sandwich."

3. "My knees feel like seagulls."

4. "Deposited a check once and marked $50 cash back. Teller asked how I wanted it. I froze and then said what. He repeated himself. Then I said, "In money"

5. "I tweeted "Level after level, the sequence never stops, from diving in the kettle, to skipping out the pot."

6. "Was at a party and needed a drink. Asked the host for "a piece of water."

7. "I was at McDonald's once trying to order a Cinnamon Melt for my friend. The lady at the drive through kept asking what I wanted and I kept telling her, and after about eight times of her saying "what was that?" and me repeating myself, my friend looked at me and was like "dude… You keep saying Cinnamao." I was so embarrassed I just drove to another McDonald's.

8. "Why isn't that little boy wearing a shirt?" "What the fuck are you talking about, where?" "This is going to sound dumb but it was a mailbox."

9. "Walked into Order Up, wanted a sausage pepperoni pizza. I couldn't say the the word 'sausage' and it came out as "I want a hamburger on my pizza, please". I died laughing and the cashier was a G and gave me a cookie for free."

10. "I was at my friend's party a while ago and he was throwing a boomerang around with friends in the back yard. His mom comes out and asks where he was, and I respond with "He's in the boomerang fields…"

11. "How do computers work? They're just a bunch of rocks and stuff."

12. "Legalize marinara."

13. "His palms are spaghetti, knees weak arms are spaghetti, there's vomit on his spaghetti already, moms spaghetti."

14. "Hey boobs, nice girl."

15. "Colorado is 700 miles above sea level which is how mountains formed."