Passing out in front of your friends is a worse idea than downing the 21 shots that lulled you into a false sense of sleepy safety around them in the first place, mostly because of the body art that follows. Remember the forehead penis incident? All your friends do. And although the type of corporeal vandalism that occurs in your unconscious state is what your art teacher would call an " weak C-," every now and then you might get lucky and pass out in the presence of an artist comrade who shall further the arts with his or her manipulation of your drunk ass.

Passing out in front of your friends is a worse idea than downing the 21 shots that lulled you into a false sense of sleepy safety around them in the first place, mostly because of the body art that follows. Remember the forehead penis incident? All your friends do. And although the type of corporeal vandalism that occurs in your unconscious state is what your art teacher would call an " weak C-," every now and then you might get lucky and pass out in the presence of an artist comrade. In that event, your snoozing body will be donated to the noble cause of furthering the arts, with the possibility of every medium from paint to sculpture being wrought on your drunk ass.

Here are 18 examples of the rattling beauty that can occur when such factors coalesce.