Are you sick and tired of using the same old insults again and again? Have we got the list for you. Here are 19 weird, alternative insults that convey that "Fuck you" sentiment you crave, without making you sound like a broken record. And boy oh boy, will your friends will delight at your newfound insult lexicon! Too bad they'll be unable to come up with a good comeback…perfect.
Are you sick and tired of using the same old insults again and again? Have we got the list for you. Here are 19 weird, alternative insults that convey that "Fuck you" sentiment you crave, without making you sound like a broken record. And boy oh boy, will your friends will delight at your newfound insult lexicon! Too bad they'll be unable to come up with a good comeback…perfect.
1. Nincompoop
(n): A stupid, stupid idiot who has acted foolishly.
2. Ass Butt
(n): A person who reminds you of a butt, twice.
3. Pipsqueak
(n): A person who is insignificant because of size or youth; a small jerk face.
4. Micropenis
(n): Person with a huge car.
5. Ninny
(n): Someone with an IQ somewhere inbetween Paris Hilton and Donald Trump with a little Jaden Smith sprinkled in there.
6. Ignoramus
(n): Insult used to describe a stupid person when you want to make it seem like you've benefited from four years of college and you often drink with your pinky out.
7. Kook
(n): Someone who eats rocks and does meth, or more importantly, poses as a surfer. Like Keanu Reeves in Point Break.
8. Pinhead
(n): An adorably stupid person. Like you feel bad for them, but you can't help but laugh at them. Awww.
9. Freak Bitch
(n): A wealthy older woman who drinks heavily while on several medications advising against the consumption of alcohol.
10. Piss Torch
(n): Someone who has parked in your goddamn parking space for the last time. Or, this guy:
11. Bungholio
(n): Another word for butt hole. Used affectionately, it means "Lord of the Harvest."
12. Snooty Pooty
(adj): Preferring the finer things in life, in an annoying way. Like when your friend chides you for having an HP instead of a Mac, but all you could afford was this stupid PC so back off, okay?
13. Thin-Lipped Harpy
(n): A scaly, winged lady who is not to be trusted.
14. Dick Tree
(n): One who is so unbearably arrogant and smelly that they resemble a tree made of dicks.
15. Aquatard
(n): An otherwise mature, fully grown adult who cannot swim. Sad face.
16. Twit
(n): A Bratty McBrat Bratosaurus Bratwurst
17. Trollop
(n): A man or woman who is promiscuous; a much more satisfying way to call someone a straight-up whore.
18. Frumper
(n): One who is excessively unkempt, wears sweatpants to class, smells farts for pleasure, or is shaped like a potato.
19. Drunkle
(n): An uncle, presumably yours, who is drunk at the family holiday party; or someone behaving similarly.
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