Men with average sexual prowess, rejoice! 

When it comes to the bedroom, most men consider their sexual prowess to be about average, on par with the majority of men — they aren’t swordsmen and they aren’t vanilla wafers. But ask them to describe how to give a woman an orgasm and the answers might be as convoluted as if you'd asked them how to bake a bunt cake.

Needless to say, men are always open to lessons in how to help their partners achieve orgasm. No man wants to be left stranded on the playing field when the clock hits zero and she wishes you better luck next time before rolling over and going to sleep. It’s not good for anyone. Luckily, Women’s Health has come to the aid of men everywhere by asking women which sex position best helps them achieve orgasm.  

Surveying 500 women about their preferred sexual position for achieving climax, the website found that the majority of women don’t want the Kama Sutra book tossed at them nor need anything crazy, they just want the typical sex positions any alive and breathing guy can offer. According to the survey, women ranked girl-on-top (35%), doggy style (25%) and missionary (23%) as their favorite positions for achieving orgasm.

See fellas, your average sexual prowess is exactly what the females want. Any more prowess and you’re pulling some Cirque Du Soleil shit in the bedroom that creeps them out. Any less and you’re crying about how your mother never loved you. You do you. That’s all they want. Nothing more and nothing less. Your average abilities are finally paying off. 

Just in case you've forgotten the positions for whatever reason, here's a visual reminder of what they want. 

1. Cowgirl

2. Doggy Style

3. Missionary