James Thatch wrote what is probably the best Amazon review of all time about a gigantic TV, you really need to read it.

There is literally nothing better in this world than a man who devotes hours out of his day to internet fuckery, especially when said fuckery is so eloquently written. That's why we were so delighted to find this Amazon review of a TV that costs as much as a house and is about as big, a perfect example of the kind of fuckery we're talking about.

So, without further adieu: the top customer review for the $40,000 Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV, penned by Amazon user James Thach, who has a bit of a history with this kind of thing.