The best excuse to watch baseball is to get piss drunk and hang with your friends. Sure, there's the whole love of the game thing, but we're not really buying it, especially with the Rockies' record last year. But, we do love opening day. It's an absolute shitshow, and we're talking about the good kind of shitshow. The Rockies take on the Padres this Friday, April 5th at 2pm.