These hipster versions actually look like people we'd vote for … 

The election has been a super depressing shitshow that's really only proven how fucked America is. 

On the plus side, the soulless blowhards running for office look good in beards. Like, really good. And some photoshop geniuses decided to bless the Internet with flawless bearded versions of America's future — so this election isn't a total wash now. 

Donald "You Kids Get Off My Lawn" Trump

Ted "Brillo Pad" Cruz

Marco "El Presidente" Rubio

Bernie "Colonel" Sanders

Hillary "Swarthy Pub-Goer" Clinton

Chris "Your Racist Uncle" Christie

Rand "Evil Pirate" Paul

Jeb "Face Pubes" Bush

Carly "Did She Run?" Fiorina