If the burgeoning art form of selfies had a hero, photographer Mike Mellia would be it. Every day, the man creates ludicrous self-portraits in his home studio and posts them to Instagram along with completely inane, untrue captions. No MySpace angles, no "Woke up like this." Just pure, unadulterated man-beauty ridiculousness. Take a clue, Kardashian cult.

If the burgeoning art form of selfies had a hero, photographer Mike Mellia would be it. Every day, the man creates ludicrous self-portraits in his home studio and posts them to Instagram along with completely inane, untrue captions. No MySpace angles, no "Woke up like this." Just pure, unadulterated man-beauty ridiculousness. Take a clue, Kardashian cult.

Check out his Insta.

1. "That one time I played backgammon in an old warehouse in Mongolia."

2. "That one time I asked the workers of the world to unite"

3. "That one time I flew a hot air balloon in Paris with a wealthy businessman and a Swedish balloonist"

4. "That one time I spilled my Rogaine"

5. "That one time I bought 99 camels in Marrakesh"

6. "That one time I was the life of the party"

7. "That one time I founded the Roman empire"

8. "That one time I read WikiLeaks"

9. "That one time I forgot where I was going"

10. "That one time I went bird watching"

11. "That one time volcanic ash turned everyone into stone"

12. "That one time I hung out in the Tokyo punk scene"

13. "That one time I knew it was you, Fredo"