In her impassioned masterpiece, "Smell Yo Dick," 90's female rap sensation Riskay begs her man to drop his boxers and let her take a hearty whiff of peen. Presumably, she asks him to do this not as some sort of new type of foreplay that the kids are into, but so that can interpret, using her nostrils and olfactory cortex, the presence of another woman lingering on his flesh tube.

You know what? You don't need a private investigator and the Facebook-hacking skill of a 14-year-old computer wizard with virulent acne to catch your partner cheating. All you gotta do, gurl, is smell his dick. Thanks Riskay, we know that now.

In her impassioned masterpiece, "Smell Yo Dick," 90's female rap sensation Riskay begs her man to drop his boxers and let her take a hearty whiff of peen. Presumably, she asks him to do this not as some sort of new type of foreplay that the kids are into, but so that can interpret, using her nostrils and olfactory cortex, the presence of another woman lingering on his flesh tube.

Smelling dicks, in Riskay's experience, has lead to conviction of cheating boyfriends 100% of the time. Her method, coupled with other covert tactics like having girlfriends with flip phones who snap pics of him putting his hands on a stripper named Diamond, as well as waking up at 4 a.m. when he sneaks out of the house, is infallible. We're taking notes.

And men, you must also take notes as well. Let it be hereby known that when you're out dick-galavanting with night ladies, it's essential that you bathe your member thoroughly in order to avoid having your penis whiffed.

"Smell Yo Dick," is actually based on a true story about a relationship Riskay had a few years back. After a hunch that her man was playin' her like a fool, she just straight-up asked him to let her smell his weener. And after a lot of cussing, he did. 

"He had to; if he didn’t he would be admitting to cheating," she said in an interview with Is Greater Than. And according to her findings, he was cheating.

"Yeah he was cheating, and he was no longer my boyfriend anymore after that night," she said.

Riskay admits that dick smelling isnt' the easiest way to tell if he's cheating … but it is the most shaming.

"I wanted to put him in an embarrassing situation," she says. "A lot of guys that do cheat tell me that 'My girl did that to me and it’s embarrassing to me.' If you don’t cheat you don’t have to deal with that when you get home."

Truer words have never been spoken (about dick smelling.) We owe it all to Riskay that we even know this now, so let's take a second and witness the superb work of music that is "Smell Yo Dick."

(feat. Aviance & Real)

[Telephone Call: Aviance]
N*gga this is the 15th muthafuckin time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurlz already done put me up on your ass tonight
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 oclock and I'm sleepin
It's late night and u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know you're out there cheatin

Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like n*gga where u at
That's fucked up, way u do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm here sleepin, u trickin
In the club with dirty full of bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures

You was on the dance floor grindin
With a stripper ho named Diamond
You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
But n*gga u need to stop lying

Before I get mad and pull out my nine
U want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine

U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, u want to play with
N*gga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get'er eye swole'up
And I don't give a damn wat your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck u mean

They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat
I wasn't even feelin Diamond like dat
I was wilin', but I wunt clownin like dat

That's allright, that's okay
No one believe wat your homegirl say
A n*gga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures

I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa
Thinking I be down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round… round)

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick