You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.
In today's super-saturated entertainment market, it's hard to stand out. Everyone is releasing an album, and everyone's a comedian. It takes a lot to get people's attention.
But then there's comedian Eugene Mirman. What a badass. Also known as Gene Belcher from the animated series "Bob’s Burgers," he's announced the details for his next album, "I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome)" and we can't wait to hear it.
Interested in a "fuckscape"? Want a really expensive chair? You're in luck. Alongside his traditional CD, you can buy super pricey add-ons.
And of course, you can enjoy the recording of a man (presumably Eugene) bringing himself to climax nearly 200 times. We're planning on opening some nice red wine, lighting the fireplace and really exploring that part of the album.
Here's the complete track listing:
LP1 – Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater
Good-humored noticings from America’s “Master of the Noticing!”
LP 2A – A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body
A calming meditation to cheer and sooth the cluttered mind, the injured heart and the anxious body
LP 2B – Fuckscape
An erotic soundscape for lovebirds and adventurous friends
LP 3 – Eugene’s Comprehensive Sound Effects Library
Tremendous, mouth-made sound effects for amateur and professional foley artists alike
LP 4 – Digital Drugs
A binaural acoustic pharmacy for the carefree or ill
LP 5 – Over 45 Minutes of Crying
A full-hearted 45-minute cry-a-thon
LP 6A – Introduction To Spoken Russian
The language of Pushkin as taught by someone who left Russia at the age of 4
LP 6B – Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages
For Your Personal Use
Turn every phone call you miss or receive into a thousand-million smiles
LP7 – 195 Orgasms
We're in. You want it, don't you? Well, you can snag it here.