It's amazing, however, to see these beautiful animals in their natural habitat.
Yeah, one of our New Year's resolutions is to go to the gym more too. But just like everyone else, we'll show up for a week or two, and then go back to binge-watching every season of "Friends" with our tub of cookie dough.
But for that brief window of time, we'll see every single one of the following characters grabbing the exact weight we want, or sighing impatiently behind us as we're slothing away on the treadmill. It's eerie how spot-on this "wildlife" mockumentary is, and we can't help but wonder how the exact same assholes end up in every gym in America. And if those really, really hot ladies don't want us to stare at their sweaty breasts, why don't they wear that ratty old Wendy's t-shirt that was fired out of a cannon at them at a Broncos game three years ago? The world may never know.
And the grunting, sweaty guys? Yeah, we don't understand what they're doing either.
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