Your new neighborhood superstar lifestyle awaits …

Didn't quite make the Olympics this year but still have it in your heart to jump off of high things into pools of water? Then you may just be Casa Bonita's next neighborhood superstar as an officially titled Cliff Diver.

The nation's most talked about casa in the history of bonitas is currently hiring dive entertainers. To schedule an appointment, one need only call (303) 232-5275 to schedule an audition.

Tell them we sent you .. actually, don't, we're not entirely sure we're on good terms with the staff quite yet …

Imagine, your new life can be all of this …

So, will it be worth it? Totally.