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Short Stop: Denver Beer Co falls just $999,993,870 short in it’s attempt to raise one billion dollars to buy Colorado Rockies

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Denver installing boulders throughout downtown, in not-so-passive-aggressive eviction notice for city’s homeless

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CIA Frat House: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA’s secret LSD brothels

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GTA Denver: Car theft in Mile High City jumps by 114% over same time last year — totaling over $60 million in stolen property so far

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Off-World Updates: Pentagon officers and Senators say UFO’s are tampering with US nukes, have even fully disabled launch sites

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46% of Americans say they would support Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2024

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Colorado creeps one step closer to allowing dead bodies to be used as garden compost

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Explosions rock Denver’s early hours as outdoor drug lab burns down (solving city’s mystery of missing propane tanks)

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Denver finalizing plans to set up open consumption zones, to make popular areas more like “Bourbon Street”

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Nation of heretics: Church membership dips below 50% for first time in US history, as godless agnostics run rampant

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Vail starts closing chair-lifts early, marking the beginning of the end of a truly dismal ski season

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Attack of the deep fakes: The FBI issues cryptic warning of massive deep fake cyber-attack coming soon

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The Epic Markdown: Vail Resorts to reduce all prices by 20% for 2021/22 season — putting the ball in Alterra’s court

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Reddit’s most popular subs going private, protesting their hiring/defense of pedophile-connected admin, Aimee (Challenor) Knight

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Off-World Updates: Declassified details of 2019 encounter, where Navy destroyers were “swarmed” by UFO’s over two days near LA

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Oklahoma’s Bigfoot bounty surges to $2 million for capture, proving just how desperate for tourism the they are

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Preserving the culture of Gnar: A-Basin CEO explains why they’re ditching reservations and selling 10% fewer passes for 2021/22 season

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Illuminati Today: Mitt Romney breaks ranks with Republicans rallying behind Trump, then sustains serious head injuries from “fall” that may have changed his mind

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Off-World Updates: The new Phoenix Lights? Las Vegas residents record UFO lights in formation, hovering directly over downtown

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Dr. Seuss enterprises to stop selling six of his children’s books, because apparently, they’re totally racist

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Off-World Updates: American Airlines flight gets buzzed by “long cylindrical” UFO — and neither FAA nor FBI has answers

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Food Labelling: A Handy Guide to Not Believing What You Read

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StubHub experiment shows that customers will pay more for tickets if hidden fees are added at check-out

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Family sues Robinhood, after son loses $730,000 on the trading app and commits suicide out of sheer panic