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Culture

Ask A DJ: How many drinks is too many drinks on a first date?

News Briefs

Illuminati Today: Busting America’s Biggest Drug Runner (And It’s Not Maduro)

Culture

Absurdist News: McDonald’s Hit With Lawsuit Claiming McRib Doesn’t Contain Rib Meat

Culture

‘Wooking For Love’ Comes to Life with LaRue Allegretto

Booze

The Month of Sobriety That Almost Never Sticks

News Briefs

Absurdist News – Study Shows Windsor has Worst Drivers in Colorado

News Briefs

Rooster’s Celebrity Death Predictions 2026

Culture

Illuminati Today – Palantir Predictions for The New Year

Reviews

Edible of the Month: Juana Dips

Reviews

Bud of the Month: Harmony Extracts

News Briefs

All We Want For Christmas: Rooster’s Ultimate Gift List

News Briefs

Study Claims 30 Percent of Rockies Fans Would Intercept a Foul Ball From a Kid

News Briefs

Cosmic Intruders, Political Ghosts, and Exploding Teslas

News Briefs

How Corporate Welfare Is Turning Veterans Into Hemorrhoid-Fraudsters

News Briefs

The List: 3 Things That a Drunken Toddler Could Do Better Than The U.S. Government

News Briefs

Oprah, NFL and Bill Gates: Top Conspiracies to Ruin Any Thanksgiving Dinner

News Briefs

How Freedom Of Speech & Black Pu**y Almost Got Me Killed

Magazine

Three Huge Regrets We Harbor To This Day

News Briefs

Illuminati Today – Tinfoil & Terror: The Spookiest Conspiracies

Weed

The List: Three Things to Try The Next Time You’re Too Stoned

News Briefs

Illuminati Today: Luigi Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

Beer

Some beers are improved with a killer view or the shame of drinking one on a weekday morning.

News Briefs

How “America First” Legislation Is Killing Our Cultural Identity By De-Funding The Arts

Reviews

For Six Decades, Edelweiss (Co. Springs) Has Kept German Food And Culture Thriving