It's not about what we need. It's about what we deserve … 

We bet you've been spraying Champagne over strippers and thought, "I wish there was a more expensive, inconvenient way to do this" at least ten times this month. We sure have.

And now, your douchebag club-goer dreams have come true, because they've finally invented the Champagne machine gun. Take forever, right?

If the power of that image didn't sell you right away, check out all the fun these morons are having, making a sad, expensive mess while enjoying a pumping club hit!

If you've ever needed a $459 way to pour an expensive bottle of Champagne into a swimming pool alone, you've finally found it. Thanks, capitalism!

There are even three different ways to use it:

Champagne Showers: 16 to 23 feet spray for 45 seconds.

Champagne Service: An original accessory, elegant and exuberant to serve champagne

Champagne Display: Beautiful and stylish decoration, to display any magnum of champagne on a bar or dining table, or can be use as a centerpiece.

That settles it. If you wanna play with this, just swing by the office in 4 to 6 weeks.