This is, in fact, not a way to treat someone hooking you up solid with a sober ride …

Come on broseph, homie is hooking you up with a sober ride and you still want to slap-fist him in the back of the head for being rational? It's not his fault you plowed down too many Fireballs and can't remember how to direction …

Orange County resident Benjamin Golden was reportedly arrested for assault and public intoxication a few nights ago after being filmed on a dash cam attacking UBER driver Edward Caban. On the video, Caban can be seen asking Golden to leave after he was incoherent with his directions and falling over in the backseat with a head full of ale. After being told the police would be called, the super tough booze-bro looses his shit and assaults Caban. Unbeknownst to the attacker, however, the driver quickly pulls out his mace and sprays up the man-child good. 

In the now iconic words of Edward Caban: "Yeah, YOU GOT MACE'D MOTHERFUCKER!"