DJ Arch Jr. — Coachella 2025!!!!
We're not sure if the above clip showing DJ Arch Jr. owning South African television on a few decks qualifies as actual prodigal talent, or if he just opened up the gates proving whether or not it's a fucking cakewalk to be an entertainer in the current entertainment climate. Either way, he's only 3, and a pretty dope little kid regardless of what his YouTube haterade drinkers are tossing his way. He's obviously not doing much, aside from flipping around a few volume controls and faders — but he's on it, and is far more entertaining than some of the DJs we've profiled on our site (yep, we just went there). But so what, DJ Arch Jr. — Coachella 2025!!!!