If you're fresh out of drunkcles (drunk uncles, #LOL) this holiday season, don't even worry, because DiGiorno Pizza has you covered. They'll yell bullshit at the TV for you, pass out on your couch, and insult you like a real drunk uncle would so your holidays don't have to be peaceful and drama-free like they were last year.

As if DiGiorno didn't already satisfy your every need, they've now taken on the role of "honorary drunk uncle," spewing ridiculousness all over Twitter like your drunkle at Christmas dinner. While the tweets are obviously a part of some brilliantly orchestrated marketing scheme, they've nailed the role of Drunk Uncle with their perfect blend of yelling, football insults, and glorious self-deprecation. We're glad they're here for the holidays.