Some of Britney Spears’ most iconic moments happened while she’s been in her unmentionables, so it only makes sense that she’d be releasing her own line of lingerie and bedroom-wear for you to put on, take one look in the mirror, and then immediately buy a P90X DVD.

Some of Britney Spears’ most iconic moments happened while she’s been in her unmentionables, so it only makes sense that she’d be releasing her own line of lingerie and bedroom-wear for you to put on, take one look in the mirror, and then immediately buy a P90X DVD. Pornographically titled “The Intimate Britney Spears,” the collection surprisingly sophisticated pieces with a retro, old-Hollywood feel that’s slightly more “Grandma” than “Slave 4 U.”

In a press release, Britney said, “Every woman should feel confident and beautiful in everything she puts on. My vision for The Intimate Britney Spears is to create pieces that are sexy, luxurious, and comfortable at the same time. I am excited to introduce this collection because I feel that we accomplished exactly that.” Well, we’re glad they accomplished something, but we’re still trying to accomplish picturing the words “Britney Spears” and “luxurious” in the same sentence.

Do we also have to shave our heads and birth Kevin Federline’s spawn to complete the look