SMH. Some people's kids …

Tipping is the lifeblood of roughly half the population of Colorado. So if someone does a good job, you shouldn't be afraid to really make it rain on them. Or if the food is really good. Or if you're in a great mood and wanna make someone's day. OR whatever.

And if you've ever been to Thailicious over in Edgewater, you know they have some good shit over there — and you'll probably feel like tipping a whole bunch after eating. But some people aren't you, they're just really big buttholes.

According to the Denver Post, Bee Anantatho, the owner of Thailicious, was pretty psyched when some very intoxicated trust-funder ended up leaving a cool $1,000 tip on his dinner the other night. 

As you can tell from the couple's sad but accepting look in the above photo, this is not a happy story. 

Of course, he staggered back the next day, all hungover like, and wanted his money back. 

"He said, ‘I’m sorry, I was drunk,'" Anantatho claims. "He didn’t know he put all the money he had in the checkbook.”

His other excuse was even worse. He apparently claimed he had a lot of money in his wallet, and mistakenly put down $100's thinking they were single dollars.

First off, who the fuck has one, much less many, hundred dollar bills in a wallet? Jesus, what a world. And second, who the fuck thinks that this:

Looks anything like this?

We've stared into the eyes of ol' Georgey Washington thousands of times, just before respectfully stuffing him into a stripper's g-string. Even at our darkest, most blacked-out hour, we know George.

Benjamin, on the other hand, is a technicolor mystery — something we've only seen in movies and rap videos. If we ever got ahold of that colorful Monopoly money, we sure as fuck would keep track of it. 

We vote he has to come back and pay a $1,000 asshole tax.