The Genesee Brewing Co. in Rochester, NY took 300 keg shells and carefully stacked them to over 23 ft. tall, making it the largest keg-tree in the known-universe’s existence.

Finally someone in this country is worried about progress as much as we are and has actually done something productive with their free time.

The Genesee Brewing Co. (loving known to its drunken followers as Genny) in Rochester, NY took 300 keg shells and carefully stacked them to over 23 ft. tall, making it the largest keg-tree in the known-universe’s existence. Would you marvel at the beauty of its glimmering empties towering above the frigid holiday air?

Imagine, just yesterday humans were violently arguing over land parcels, and today, we can sit back and enjoy each other around the shadow of an iconic wonder of the world.

The tree is 2 and-a-half tons (that’s 4,500 lbs by our quick internal logic) of majestic beauty. It’s also equipped with over 600 feet of green lights and topped by a rotating Genesee sign. More than 20 of the brewery’s employees were given the task of the engineering feat.

The official lighting ceremonies take place next Thursday, Dec 18. This is truly an exciting time for mankind.