What are you doing right now? Are you sober? Well, according to the these maps and infographics about boozing, the rest of the world is the opposite of you. That's why we put together this list of pretty pictures for you … as if you needed any more of an excuse on a Friday afternoon to start drinking.

What are you doing right now? Are you sober? Well, according to the these maps and infographics about boozing, the rest of the world is the opposite of you. That's why we put together this list of pretty pictures for you … as if you needed any more of an excuse on a Friday afternoon to start drinking.

1. Percentage of binge drinkers per state. We're guessing you're the reason Colorado's is high.

2. And here's where there are more bars than grocery stores. Damn, Midwest, that's one way to deal with your dismal existence.

3. What in the world the rest of the world is drinking.

4. China is kicking our ass when it comes to beer consumption, but their population is also about three times larger. Moderately pat yourself on the back.

5. All the places you can publicly act a fool.

6. The politcal-sexual-professional-hangover landscape of your homeland.

7. Where you can party with children.

8. Most-ordered drink by state.

 

9. Why you should just drink instead of eat from here on out.

10. And the world's drunkest country is … What the fuck is Moldova?