Gary Busey is like an endless spring of timeless wisdom, but not even he can compete with the sheer brilliance of Not Gary Busey, who is a much better Gary Busey in our opinion. Here are 10 of the most delicious morsels of knowledge you can put in your intelligence sandwich from a man who doesn't have teeth that could tear down a skyscraper.

Gary Busey is like an endless spring of timeless widsom, but not even he can compete with the sheer brilliance of Not Gary Busey, who is a much better Gary Busey in our opinion. Here are 10 of the most delicious morsels of knowledge you can put in your intelligence sandwich from a man who doesn't have teeth that could tear down a skyscraper.

1. On the mating habits of juggalos

2. On showing kids who's the real man here

3. On marijuana use

4. On the sleeping situation at your place

5. On sea life

6. On illness, health, and the correct uses of Z's

7. On cleaning up

8. On bringing new toys into the bedroom

9. On acid. No, he's literally on acid.

10. Nope, he's onto something much stronger than acid now

 

Okay, now that we've seen some of the things that Gary Busey never said, let's just take a look at a few things he did say, shall we?