This peacock fucked her up, plain and simple …

We're not sure what it's going to take for millennials to grasp the concept of the danger that lies ahead when turning your back to a wild animal. In Colorado, administration offices closed entire parks due to a bunch of asshats trying to get close to bears, and death via selfie isn't an uncommon occurence either. So boredom and death seem to not be deterrents, is the moral here.

For this anonymous woman, however, nothing too bad really happened after a pissed off peacock — the snitches of the zoo — attacked her mid-selfie (except possibly losing a little street cred).

This peacock fucked her up, plain and simple …