Move over vape pens and your aunt's stupid weed cupcakes, because there's a new, waistline-destroying way to get weed in you in town: marijuana pizza. Wait, a munchie that gets you higher than you already are? Why has no one thought of this?

Move over vape pens and your aunt's stupid weed cupcakes, because there's a new, waistline-destroying way to get weed in you in town: marijuana pizza. Wait, a munchie that gets you higher than you already are? Why has no one thought of this?

Vancouver pizzeria Mega ILL is selling the marijuana-laced pizza to its customers, which, as owner Mark Klokeid explains, kinda fuck you up. THC likes to stick to the fat in the cheese and butter, which any pizza has an exorbitant amounts of, so once ingested, the effects of the weed pie aren't hard to sense.

That's because before the pizza gets baked, it literally gets baked itself when the chefs drizzle THC-infused butter and olive oil all over it before they throw it in the oven. When comes out, it's like swirling cheese vortex of highness, ready to attack your sobriety and low-cholesterol levels at the same time. But weed isn't the only thing Mega ILL puts in their pizza. Each pie is outfitted with a smattering of equally "chill" ingredients like a crust made with whole wheat, hemp hearts, and oatmeal flour.

Mega ILL thinks they're the only restaurant that serves a buzz with their pizza, however changes in the country’s medical marijuana system may restrict their ability to douse pizza in weed. But in case you can't make it up to Canada for a THC-laced Tombstone, you can make your own weed pizza by drizzling any garden variety pizza bagels or DiGiornos with a little weed-infused olive oil before you bake it. Take that, Canada.