The legend continues …

The legend continues …

We know there's probably more important things to be talking about right now, but the prospect of a near 73-year-old rock star knocking up a 29-year-old ballerina is just bat-shit crazy right now. 

Representatives for both have confirmed that the two are expecting. This will be Mick Jagger's 8th child — with 5 different women — his first with current girlfriend Melanie Hamrick. He also has 5 grandchildren and one great-grandchild. 

Now, look, sex is a beautiful thing. In fact, over half of Americans that are considered 'senior citizens' by age standards still claim to have a healthy sex life, some even going so far as to say it's "never been better."

We're probably going to find out it cures cancer and baldness one day, and all those Puritanical celibacy idiots are going to eat their damnation words. 

Good on Mick and Melanie for completely obliterating social mores. If they're both happy, the hell does society have any say in it? Per reports, Jagger is extremely involved in his children's lives (his son starred in his latest HBO produced series Vinyl) and both he and Hamrick are stoked at the prospect of him being a father again. Though he's not going to be around much longer to watch the kid grow up — it could be worse. 

It doesn't escape us, however, that we're over here still swiping right looking for love in all the wrong places, and Mick's over here like …