Listen up children and adult children: when you smoke the devil's grass, your ass is grass. Just pass! Then relax! Just because Colorado has become a seething cesspool of weed sin doesn't mean you too have to succumb to temptation! It's easy to say 'no' to weed and remain cool and radical at the same time, if you follow these simple steps to staying THC-free.

Listen up children and adult children: when you smoke the devil's grass, your ass is grass. Just pass! Then relax!

Just because Colorado has become a seething cesspool of weed sin doesn't mean you too have to succumb to temptation! It's easy to say 'no' to weed and remain cool and radical at the same time, if you follow these simple steps to staying THC-free.

Check out the totally awesome methods this dude uses to send that stoner scamperin' off:

Here are some other righteous ways you can banish that weed fiend from whence he came:

And lastly, spread the word. It's important to let your friends and family know how they too can avoid death by marijuana: