You think your day is going poorly?

You think your day is terrible right now? It couldn't possibly be any worse than what happened to an unidentified trucker in Moscow recently. 

Poor dude was just shipping a bunch of rubber cocks like any good driver would, when he sped off too fast and dumped them all over the roadway. Onlookers, instead of helping out a neighbor in distress, simply yanked out their phones and started filming him, mocking with uncontrollable laughter.

Though, it is funny, and nobody was harmed in the process. Nothing a cold pint won't fix after his shift ends …