A new study has found that guys who watch more porn have better sex lives. Sounds about right. 

Those endless hours you've invested in thoese "Private" browser sessions might actually do more for you than simply give you rug burns and charge your Wankband. Scientists have discovered through the all-mighty research channel that men who watch porn actually have better sex. According to the non-sticky pages of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, men have an INCREASED sexual desire and drive when watching porn for two horus or more a week. That's compared to men who don't watch porn and who's arousal levels are right there with a bucket of ice.  

Scientists at the University of California tracked the masturbation habits of 280 young males who watch the devil's cinema, to see if they could contradict past studies claiming Ron Jeremy and friends disengage viewers from sexual activity.  

not only did the study prove this wrong, but it also revealed that who flogged the dolphin were even more likely to want to hang out with their partner more compared to men who did not spank the salami. So there you have it, next time your girlfriend catches you in the act or finds your perverse browser history, tell her you're doing it for the good of the relationship. She'll understand. 

"This pattern suggests that those who view more visual sexual stimuli (VSS) are likely to have a higher sexual drive," the scientists wrote in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

"Sexual arousal responsivity may not be impaired by viewing more VSS at home, as it actually was related to stronger desire and sexual arousal in two of the three relationships tested."

Of course, the conclusion could be summed up with one simple explanation: guys who watch porn are more sexually aroused normally. But let's take this one as a win for our side. And if you say you don't watch porn, well…