Now, to the land of One-Sided Twitter Feuds.

The latest and greatest half apathetic/ half rage-of-a-thousand-suns argument between Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye West made us realize two very important things.

1) Kanye West isn't funny

2) Kanye West isn't funny even when he's SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS ON TWITTER
 

Now, to the land of One-Sided Twitter Feuds.

The latest and greatest half apathetic/ half rage-of-a-thousand-suns argument between Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye West made us realize two very important things.

1) Kanye West isn't funny

2) Kanye West isn't funny even when he's SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS ON TWITTER

But forget funny. The man isn't even coherent. Here's what went down. Last week, Kanye did an interview with BBC Radio 1 that was awkward as fuck. Yeezy stumbled over his words, uttering unfortunate phrases such as,

Whether I'm at a dinner with…with Anna Wintour, or……..(insert 20 second pause here while he racks his brain for other instances in which he acted like a god among men)…..you know…I'm, I'm, I'm at you know….uh…a…uh listening session with Pusha…

Do we even have to tell you it's hilarious? So, Kimmel, the little genius, made a parody of Kanye's interview for his show, only he had kids read a transcript of the conversation. It made us giggle. Here's that video, so you can grasp the context of the One-Sided Twitter Feud.

Right. Okay, so all that these kids did was say what Kanye and the journalist said, verbatim. But, Kanye no like make fun of Kanye. Kanye MAD.

Sweet vengeance was on Kanye's mind. He took to Twitter to exact his revenge, and the whole world waited with bated breath to see what kind of verbal internet assault Sir West would be launching. He came up with string of tweets aimed at Jimmy's dignity.

Wait, really? …"YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY…IS THAT FUNNY??"

NO KANYE IT IS NOT FUNNY, AND SINCE YOU ARE SCREAMING SO LOUDLY AT ALL OF THE INTERNET WE REALLY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TRY TO TALK OVER YOU IN ALL CAPS. SO HEAR THIS:

YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT INSULTING JIMMY KIMMEL OR TALKING ON PERSON OR ON A COMPUTER OR TO PAPARAZZI OR IN GENERAL #nogame #

All this over an innocuous little video. Is Kanye's rage is the same as a little girl's whose mom won't buy her a Barbie at Target, but she's too young to verbalize her frustration so she just strings together a series of grunts, shrieks, and half-words and bellows them from her tiny vocal chords in anger. Shit, the guy just cannot take a joke.

Jimmy of course, responded how anyone with a sense of humor would, announcing that they were now at "DefKanye Five."

Jimmy Kimmel 1, Kanye West -1,000,000