Eagles soaring, horses galloping on the open range, vibrant sunsets over red deserts, snow-capped mountain tops…it can all mean only one thing. Kanye West is stuck inside the Denver International Airport gift shop, probably in a nature-themed calendar, and he's never coming out.

Our screen saver from 2002 called, and it wants its mountain landscape back. Is this video that calendar that our step-dad gave us that one year because he didn't know what else to get us and it was free at the bank? This video is literally entire line of collectible Denver International Airport mugs that you can buy at the gift shop in Concourse B. We could keep going. Yeezus Christ.