He's gotta just be screwing with us, right?

Kanye West's two-hour interview with SHOWstudio is a little awkward to watch. He has an embarrassingly shaky voice, he rambles a bit in some places (we mentioned this is a two-hour-long interview right?) and sadly trips over his words the entire time. You kind of feel bad for him, until you realize this is Kanye West we’re talking about …

To further prove the point, in the following interview he has a passionate, one-sided, one person discussion with himself about how he is being discriminated for not being gay.

No, this isn’t a joke.

He says, "I feel like I got discriminated in fashion for not being gay. In music, you definitely get discriminated in music if you are gay. It takes amazing talents to break down barriers. Everyone thought that when Frank Ocean dropped that it was going to be bad for his career. I feel like it's so cliché to speak about him as it relates to this subject, but there are people who broke the ground and he broke the ground. The people that break the stereotypes make history."

Man, Kanye, you’re so right. You should put an end to all the discrimination straight black guys get for dressing fashionably. Gay rights? Nah. It’s all about the heterosexuals!