Absolute proof that life exists inside of things …

As any educated person will likely tell you, we're not alone in this universe. Some may say that intelligent life exists on other planets, far beyond our capable reach right now. Others? Others simply know for a fact that creature beings are all around us, mocking our daily lives and judging us from the cavernous hideout they call a home. That's why we think The Brave Little Toaster was more of a documentary, less a kids movie …

We're on to these things, though, and have found absolute 100% factable proof that life exists in random objects. Look at these found faces and tell us they're not contemplating a takeover of mass destruction or maybe trying to reconnect with their long lost owner Rob.