In this country, we have democratically elected leaders (sort of), and we have cultural ones.
Comedic motherload Larry David represents the latter. And with eye-opening scriptures like "A date is an experience you have with someone that makes you appreciate being alone" and "Every erection is a miracle," it's no surprise that his wisdom has culminated in its own pseudo-religion, Larry David-ism.
Now, as he sets out to pontificate his sermons of biting humor with the upcoming Season 9 premiere of Curbed Your Enthusiasm, his faithful cult of followers have begun to canonize his holiness in the form of devotional art.
All across the world wide web, artists are lovingly manipulating his likeness with line and color in homage to his wisdom, uppity senoritis and ability to make fun of everything, all the time.
And you know what?
It's pret-ty, pret-ty good.