Ever feel like you need to drink an entire baby's-worth of booze?
We gotta admit: this is awesome. While some people are stuck actually caring for another human being and others are desperately seeking a nice, deep slug of booze, you can finally blend the two and live in drunk, stumbling paternal ecstasy. Really, we're just a little embarrassed we didn't think of this first.
If you've got a spare Camelbak bladder, a semi-realistic baby doll and a carrier, you've officially got a one-way ticket to trashed in public.
Just as long as you keep your sweet baby's unicorn booze nipple covered, you'll be in the clear.